The Great Pirate Treasure:

All ye Pirates. On this here map, right past the mermaids and the whales and mysterious islands lurks a Ghastly Gobbler of ships and men or whatever it finds appetizing. If you’re lucky enough to pass through this graveyard unscathed, a treasure of eye-popping worth awaits you. But beware, as soon as you open the treasure chest, you’ll become so mesmerized by the gems and gold, the Gobbler will snatch you from behind and eat you whole.

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