Take a Cab:
As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a “social session” with friends. Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails, followed by a rather prodigious amount of a very nice red wine. Feeling very jolly, but still having the good sense to know that I was probably over the limit, I did something that I’ve never done before — I took a cab home.
Sure enough on the way home there was a police check point, but since I was in a cab they just waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.
This was a real surprise because I’d never driven a cab before, I don’t know where I got it, and now that it’s in my garage I don’t know what to do with it.